I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
