i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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