Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
