I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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