i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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