I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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