drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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