love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up�
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
