Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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