Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Never underestimate the power of titties
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