you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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