he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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