eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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