I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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