So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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