Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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