Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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