i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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