Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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