the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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