i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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