I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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