only if we run a train.
done.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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