Don't you send me to vm
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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