I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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