I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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