I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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