I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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