just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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