why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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