So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Randomize
