I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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