I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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