Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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