There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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