If i could tip my vagina, i would.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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