Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Its about making memories worth repressing
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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