He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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