FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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