His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
never play flip cup with pint glasses
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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