I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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