dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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