Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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