We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
And then my night got REAL pukey
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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