Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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