oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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