just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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