we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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