so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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