so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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